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He was an older guy, and his confidence & humor turned me on like no other. The way he was so casual, so cool, so calm.. drove me wild. The fact that he didn’t pay me much attention, drove me insane. I wanted.. needed.. craved his attention. Every time I saw him, I just licked my lips and…
~ The Boston Club Book, 1888
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“Club men and bon vivants appreciate Massage”

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:: Texaco
I’m driving on a wall, and my copilot is a lion. Your argument is invalid.
~ Fortune Magazine, December 1930
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“What a glorious gift for a woman to receive. What an ideal gift for you to give as an expression of true regard!”
This Xmas post is dedicated to the spirit of Mrs. Gover, who cooked for her family back in the 1890’s and wouldn’t have seen anything ridiculous about the idea of greeting the gift of a GE Refrigerator with “unspeakable joy”.

Last Night…// This Morning TWICE 0r was it THREE X= At least
but not sure it was so awesome its kinda a blu!!!r
Hasbro toy advertisement, 1950s